ESPN takes itself very seriously, but for some reason, I'm allowed to be the court jester. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes allow court espn
With Twitter, it's a little harder to tell jokes that somebody hasn't heard already. You have all these people out there sharing their opinions and telling jokes in real time, and by the time you get on, somebody's already done some version of what you're trying to do. Frank Caliendo hardhearjoke share on social
I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart. Frank Caliendo feeljohnlove Change image and share on social
I'm kind of the antithesis of a comedian. People that don't like me will agree with that. Frank Caliendo agreeantithesiscomedian Change image and share on social
The ESPN complex is a 255-acre playland, as beautiful and perfect as the Magic Kingdom itself down the road - except it's sports! Jeanne Marie Laskas acrebeautifulcomplex Change image and share on social
I'm busy working on every aspect of my game - defense, shooting, rebounding - but I really want to become a better overall team player. Help my teammates become better players out on the court in order to win more ball games. Kevin Durant aspectballbusy share on social
I don't see any possibility of Britain and the U.S. allowing a sovereign independent Iraq; that's almost inconceivable. Noam Chomsky allowbritaininconceivable Change image and share on social
